Yeah, no. Don't put me down for Cardio

weknowmemes:

Tumblr summed up in one gif

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pilferingapples:

magratheology:

Okay this is my favourite ambigram I’ve made

HOW DOES YOUR BRAIN EVEN DO THIS, THIS IS MAGIC AND WONDER AND YOU SHOULD BE GIVEN VAST SUMS OF MONEY AS A BRIBE TO KEEP YOU FROM BUILDING AN UNDERGROUND SUPERVILLAIN LAIR.

O.O
SO
PRETTY
AND CREATIVE
:’D

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mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

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chaztheweasel:

OMFG I CAN’T TAKE THIS

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sherdoctorlockwho:

eatsleepcrap:

tennantmysweetlankylover:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

hostage-works-too:

velarfricative:

I’M OUT

WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

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OH GOD…
THE NAME…

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

OMFG

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happymacaron:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

AHHH I want a duckling to imprint with me.. but the teachers didn’t mind?

He’s such a lucky duck to let a duckling be with him all day everyday.

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

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